Ramblings of Donut_Munky0

GRAGH!!

2006-08-19T21:15:00.000-07:00

so how do you all do?

im doing fine. maybye its cause of the cake. it tasted good.

so, i got my sweatshirt from island lake a couple of days ago, and its very comfy. its warm, and fits just right. like a bowl of porridge.

not that i like porridge or anything, i think its gross.

so yes, i have been informed that a new yet very good friend of mine will be moving to WA from VA, which is super kewl. thats right, K-E-W-L, suckaaaas.

so i went to creation, had a blast, and me and chase bought some ginormous Jesus bling. i totally have all the parts to a gangster ensemble. its pretty tyte.

thats right, T-Y-T-E suckaaaaas.

so now school is getting ready to start, im gonna get my wisdom teeth removed on the 30th, going ta Ft. Worden on the 26th, playing video games, maybye go to the puyallup fair soon, life is good.

except for one nagging thing that sorta bothers me, but only cause i care about someones feelings, which is why i havent said anything, and just hope it goes away. dumb niceness.

but id better have at least 3 classes with josh this year, or i am gonna kill someone.

so thats pretty much it. you should call me, im prolly bored and want to talk.

Captain Earbuckle out.

OY!

2006-08-13T21:12:00.000-07:00

btw, my sideburns are gone. and im growing my hair out. OY!

Halo Movie

2006-08-08T14:27:00.000-07:00

So, Peter Jackson is directing Halo:The Movie.

although i have a thousand words about that, ill give you a picture instead.

Captain Earbuckle out.

I Heart Hee-Hoo Times A Billion.

2006-07-15T22:49:00.000-07:00

lets have another thought blog. just for kicks. because i like to kick. cows.

im typing on a pretty huge moniter.
im depressed some of the time.
i miss my youth group friends.
im gonna miss island lake.
i miss alot of stuff.
the backstreet boys. oh my.
i wore shades to a rave.
i danced. with men. oh my.
me likey myspace.
get one.
people at camp=super kewl.
theres alot of movies i want to see.
to everyone who reads this, we should hang out sometime.
me like-o el cold weather-o.
i also like spanish.
i like you.
j/k, im joshin you.
because josh is actually my friend.
im learning to knit.
im gonna make like a billion scarves.
hee-hoo is making me a scarf.
my name is bearclaw.
me likey.
adios.
i love you

-Donut_Munky Zero

IM NOT DEAD!!!

2006-06-09T09:02:00.000-07:00

thats right suckaaas, im back!!!

although my little ol bloggy thing isnt as cool as joes or marlows. dumb l337 h@x0rz.

you guys should help me. waaaaah.

yeah, so ive been gone, basically because of myspace. which you all should check out here.

yeah, so im not dead anymore, though. im probably gonna be more active now, and im gonna start a Fred the Mongol page, sort of akin to Zoobith.

my life is not sucking right now. school is almost out, and im working at Island Lake as an LIT for the first half of summer. and i want a gangster hat. really bad.

and for all you guys who live in a hole in the ground, i play the drums now, with a SWEET drumset. im in like two bands, but we havent practiced, cause our barn isnt ready.

beacause we cemented our barn, and we're gonna put drywall up, and turn it into a hangout place.

oh, and we got a 55" HDTV for the barn too. right now it lives in our xbox room. ive licked it.

that is all.

Captain Earbuckle signing out.

Movie Man

2006-03-23T14:19:00.000-08:00

Ahoy thar theatre goers!!!

i have bored myself, so i made a bunch of pointless movies!!!

enjoy.......

Water Man

Swimming Swanny

Smoking Kills

Bombay love

Cleaning Lady

oi!

Jarga Jarga Jarga

2006-03-20T15:19:00.000-08:00

yes.
i went to a concert and got another cool jacket. it was fun.
and i ate a taco bell!!! Oi!
lets have some pics!!!

hes a funny old geezer.....

Nuns with Guns!!!!

yours truly.

eating a bullet.

how do you think i got so big and strong???

ummm.....yeees......

halla!

Not A Fish, Not An Apple, Maybe Pants?

2006-03-11T20:10:00.000-08:00

dudes, you should all totally get a myspace.

Slarg Mafia

2006-02-16T06:32:00.000-08:00

well, maybye i should post.
or maybye not.
im not going to school today.
its really cold.
i wish monkeys had fire breath.
doesnt everyone like toast?
forks are better than spoons.
old spice body spray makes a flamethrower.
how did we ever come up with slarg?
Astoria will be cool.
people move.
i finally have halo 1.
i eat cereal 85% of all my breakfasts.
say hello to your local man in pants!
apples are weird.
i was warm in my bed.
Dropkick Murphys!
Rammestein.
i really really really want to go to a Demon Hunter concert.
why do girls like flowers??
4 foot tall teddy bears.
top ramen.
food for thought......heh heh heh
Mr. T wears funny socks.
i like fire.
guns kill people like spoons made Rosie O' Donnell fat.
there, i updated.
happy now?
i wont see cory until like tuesday.
farewell!

ARRRR!!!

2006-01-31T18:38:00.000-08:00

Your pirate name is:
Dread Pirate Kidd
Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Creepy Puppies

2006-01-29T14:07:00.000-08:00

Well, i searched for "slarg" on google images, and this is what i got. sorta creepy....

Dab si nnarg!

Slarg Test

2006-01-28T17:14:00.000-08:00

this be me, and its suits me good!

You scored as Neo, the "One". Neo is the computer hacker-turned-Messiah of the Matrix. He leads a small group of human rebels against the technology that controls them. Neo doubts his ability to lead but doesn't want to disappoint his friends. His goal is for a world where all men know the Truth and are free from the bonds of the Matrix.
Neo, the "One"
75%
Batman, the Dark Knight
58%
James Bond, Agent 007
54%
Indiana Jones
50%
The Terminator
50%
William Wallace
50%
Captain Jack Sparrow
42%
Lara Croft
42%
The Amazing Spider-Man
42%
Maximus
33%
El Zorro
21%

Arrr.

2006-01-25T15:32:00.000-08:00

this be my signature weapon.

You use a Short Sword.
Stylish and deadly, a short sword, sabre or rapier is your weapon of choice. You are well aware that an edged weapon puts you a cut above the rabble, but you also keep your blade relatively small to give you the quickness you need to stay on top. Your opponents seldom see your attacks coming, and by the time they could have regained their senses, they are all dead.

A Picture Post!

2006-01-19T18:52:00.000-08:00

this is what i did to my German jacket!!
and yes, i did chop up my flogging molly wristband, but it was REALLY dirty, and im gonna get a new one.

thats right!! hes marlow FO REAL!

cause we be ballin in da hood like any fo real suckas would....

Mike Jones!

Who?

Miiiike Jones!!!

A Talking Muffin!

2006-01-18T06:29:00.000-08:00

yes, shepphard has been here, and gone again. but nate, youll be sorry you missed this one. with the aid of sniper monkey, beefloaf, and andrew, we carried out the best wake-up scheme ever.
yes sirreeeee!

Alright, the setting.......
There is this A-frame, see. and there is a loft that is open to the rest of the A-frame.

The materials........
1 Air Horn
1 Cd Player
1 speaker set

The Plan......

6:20-Joe wakes up Jason. the both eagerly anticipate 6:30..
6:26-Jason wakes Marlow up.
6:28-Marlow goes downstairs and wakes up Andrew.
6:29-All is ready.....
6:30:09-Air horn starts blasting from the upper balcony!!!
6:30:14-Lights come on!
6:30:18-Joe starts blasting "Barbie Girl"!!!
6:30:22-Andrew runs around screaming at people!

6:31-we all give a victorious wookiee call, and everyone is awake.

Donut Munky out.

Look! It's A Post!

2006-01-11T16:22:00.000-08:00

Just a quick update everyone...
Shepphard is almost here=COOL!
no homework today=COOL!
Ole.....
nothing really. but i made a little spoof off of mastercard for you.
i bought an air horn, see....

Camp Shepphard: $60
Frozen Lemonade: $3
Air Horn From Walmart: $6
Seeing Grann jump up from being asleep and probably yelling: Priceless.

And a quick update on the war.

In later news, Jim Kerry has joined the army.

He's the one on the bottom.

Have A Holly Jolly.....New Year......

2005-12-28T09:22:00.000-08:00

ola!!!
well im back.....
yeees im baaaack....

and i HIGHLY reccomend Hawaii. it was awsome.
but not as awsome as you peoples!!!
now that im done making you feel good, i post a pic of my A-5.
more pics on the Brenzlig Affen Blog.

Hawaii

2005-12-21T10:19:00.000-08:00

yessssss!!!!!
i love hawaii!!!
the water is so unbelievably warm, ats always sunny, theres more food than you can eat, we are like 5 minutes walking from the beach, bla blah bla blah.......
so far, ive gone snorkling, kayaking, boogie boarded for hours, and i think im tanner already.
ole!
and we went to aLuau last night, which was really fun. Joe, there was a fire guy there. and he twirled doublesided flaming torches in each hand, lit his tounge on fire, and was awsome.
yup. and of course there were hula girls. wow. i think i win.

adios!

Fairfield Inn

2005-12-16T22:10:00.000-08:00

well, here i am bloging at 10:00 at night!
we just crossed the ferry, ate, and found a hotel, and there was a compy in the lobby, so i plopped myself down and started to do pointless things, then decided to blog.
ole!
in school today, there was nothing but parties ALL DAY. im serious. it was the best school day ever.
and tomorrow we are getting on a plane to Hawaii. i dont kno if i mentioned that or not. but we are.
hoo-raah!
so, hopefully the next time i see y'all, ill be a moreno from all that sun.
i love spanish class.
huzzah!

Everybody Loves Pie!

2005-12-03T13:08:00.000-08:00

Well, its been awhile since I posted, so I guess I should do it again.

tomorrow is Christmas!!!!
at least for us. See, my dad is going on travel for awhile, then we are going to Hawaii(for those who didn't know), getting back from Hawaii on Christmas Eve, then going to my grandpas to have Christmas with him. So you see, tomorrow is the only possible time!!
but IM not complaining....

well, actually, maybe I sort am. Because, it just doesn't feel like Christmas when you have it a couple of weeks early. I like waiting, and getting all excited. Of course, this means I get all my stuff super early, wick is alright. I asked for a TON of findable stuff, and let me tell you, that thing is gone be a beast. Tippmanns are so awesome......

Arg, a bunny trail! But IM done talking about tippmanns anyway.

for the few of you who haven't looked out your windows lately, it snowed on Thursday. NK almost got the day off, but then just made the buses run 2 hrs. Late. So they basically cut off first and second period. I was happy, because I had a bunch of leisure time at home before I had to go to school, and then the day seemed so short. Awesome possum.

Brenzlig Affen will have to wait till January to see any action. Guys, start E-mailing, or posting good days. remember, fields are only open Sat. and Sun.
we could do it at my house, but a field is funner. so get back to me on that.

im hungry. but i will post a picture of evil paintball guns first.

wipe that drool off the computer!

Rawer

2005-11-18T19:20:00.000-08:00

dont you just hate it when you spend a while on a post, get it all done, press publish, and the compy poops, and loses all your work??
me too.
any ways, i shall type this for a second time.
camping at Ft. Worden was really fun. and us older scouts stayed up pretty darn late. or early, if you want to get technical about it. and no, i dont mean some wussy 1 o'clock a.m......
anywaaaayz...
i really want to rent Kingdom Of Heaven. it looks so freaking cool!!
big swords...
and im gonna see Falling Up and Pillar!!and im excited. they both ROCK live!

Pop stinks. music pop, not pop pop.

and i shall now post a funny picture.

thank you internets!!
yes, i said internets on purpose.

"Griff, quit monkeying about!"

"Thats not a target, thats Church!"

"Does 'swoosh' count as a noise? If so, then yes."

"Happy Andy, happy.....NO! NOT THAT HAPPY!!"

"Time does not go in lines, it goes in circles. That is why clocks are round."

yaaaaaaay..........

aufwedershan!

Or maybye Dab si nnarg....

If Irony Were Strawberries, We'd All Be Drinking Smoothies

2005-11-12T18:08:00.000-08:00

just got back from paintballl.

you guys dont know how much fun you missed.
Andrew didn't come. Surprise!!

and now, a picture of my gun, and pictures of marlow on the way back!!!

My super fly gun:

Marlow is a fruitcake!

AH!!! The green Marlow of doom!

And Marlow just looking evil. Really evil.

yaaaaaaaaaaaay..........

my life is fine, school is a blast, and Ft. Wordon is coming up on sunday and monday.

expect some funny stuff, but until then:

Dab si nnarg!!!!

The Society Of Brenzlig-Affen

2005-11-11T14:31:00.000-08:00

Alright all you awsome dudes:
paintball is fo' sho' on, weather says showers later in the day. Huzzah!

Why hello Marlow.....

and holy cow, this game is fun. Domestic Violence, anyone?

http://www.stickpage.com/interactivebuddyplay.shtml

thats all i have for you now, my fire-breathing baboons!!

ROCK ON!!!! \_/

2005-11-10T06:28:00.000-08:00

I feel it is time to update you stealth monkeys on my current position.
I mean, update.

but anyways, Paintballin at paradise!!!
yaaaay.........
it better not rain..
or else.

rawer.

Type 2

2005-11-03T06:35:00.000-08:00

YUM!!!
i got soooooooooooooo muuuuuuuuuuuuch caaaaaaaaaaandyyyyyyyyyyy.

and went ninja rolling on peoples lawns.

and yelled at a pirate.

YAY!!

Prison changes A Man, Son.

2005-10-31T06:31:00.000-08:00

ISAWZORROANDITWASAWSOME!!!!

stuff blowing up, more stuff blowing up, people getting punched in the face, and SWEETSWEETSWEET!!!

YAY!!!
you all shoulld totallyt go see it.
ha, that man has no face....

Idiot!

2005-10-26T15:03:00.000-07:00

I love recording marlow!!
wheeeeeeeee........
someday im going to party call some o you Virginny-ans with me, marlow, and sniper monkey!!
yay!

school is interesting. i saw Andrew, Jeffery and Ingrid today, getting asb cards. i gave andrew a hug. jeffery and dorselhoff had no such luck. they really should get blogs.
DORSALHOFF!!!
DUESSELDORF!!
huzzah!
good times filled with food......

Football is over, meaning i can get to my house at a decent time each day, and work at island lake now. Im gonna make money!!

right now, i actually have a good amount of money, but I seriously dont know what to do with it.

oh, and i cant spend it on a an mp3 player cause I GOT ONE!!
WHOOPEE!!
its a 1 Gig creative zen, about as hevy as a grahm cracker, and super small. you may say1 gig isnt very much, but i say 45 cds is enough for me, and i can switch them out if i need to to, its really easy and quick. Zens are suvh better quality than iPods. all iPods have is advertising.

and if you comment saying that iPods are better, i will eat you. and then delete your comment. because thats MY opinion, and it aint gonna change.

wow. i really want one of those Crunchwrap Supremes from Taco Bell. really really REALLY BAD!!
soooooo hungry.......

maybye ill go eat some cereal.
ah well.

and before i leave, i shall leave you with some edited ninja goodness. Foul-mouthed ninjas.

Facts:

1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

Testimonial:

Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about ninjas?
A: Ninjas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise.

Q: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome.

Q: What do ninjas do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?
A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab.

Konitchiwaaaaa!!!!

Cause I'm A Ninja!

2005-10-18T19:29:00.000-07:00

awsome ninja facts!!

konitchiwa....

Ninja Facts:

Ninja don't sweat.

Bullets can't kill a ninja.

Ninja invented skateboarding

Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless.

Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them.

Ninja can breath underwater anytime they want.

Ninja can change clothes in less than 1 second.

Ninja don't smoke, but they do use smoke bombs.

Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs.

Ninja invented the internet.

Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom.

Ninja always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin.

Ninja don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport.

Ninja can crush golfballs with 2 fingers, any two fingers.

Ninja have a bad temper when they lose at anything. They will usually cut off the winners head
before they have time to gloat.

Ninja lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway.

Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. Always. Curves are for girls.

Ninja Wisdom:

Ninja should never enter the Ultimate Fighting Championship.

Never scream just before attacking another ninja from behind. This will only alarm the ninja that you are about to do something funky.

Always wear a mask. You never know when you will see someone that you don't want to see you. TIP: (read this over and over till it makes sense)

Always carry a spare ninja uniform. You never know when you will need to change into something less dirty in mid-battle.

Never store shuriken in your underwear. T

ry to use the swords of your enemies whenever possible. This way you can throw them into other bad ninja without having to worry about retrieving it later.

When trying to stop a run-away golf cart its best to pick up the back end (with hand if possible) so the wheels just spin in the air while the occupants start to get scared.

When fighting on the golf course, crushed golf balls make a good blinding powder. Just grip the golfball firmly between thumb and for-fingers, and then squeeze!

When necessary, the ninja star can be thrown with ninja toes. For example, say you are trying to gain entry into an airborne helicopter. You are using both hands to hold on and you want to plant a shuriken in the eyeball of the pilot, what do you do? Shuriken with ninja feet!

Instead of forging your own calthrops, you can simply use the kids toy "jacks". If you are a evil ninja, you can just steal them from a child, or even a lesser-ninja.

Simple way to tell what time it is without a clock is to call the local phone operator and ask them. Simple, but effective. Don't tell them your name.

When preparing for battle, take some time to do all the hand signs of kuji-in. You will feel better and look cool at the same time.

Always run sideways when possible. With proper application you can run through walls.

When jumping far distances, always roll up into a ball. It will give an extra 50 feet of jumping height.

Want to jump higher? Plant a corn stalk. As it grows each day jump over it. Gradually you will increase your jumping height as the corn grows.

Always use your ninja names when speaking to each other in battle. Don't let sneaky golfers listen in to your conversations and wreck your plans.

Try to fight in mid-air whenever possible.

Try to keep your weapons on display, even in storage. You never know when you will need them to look pretty for a pre-revenge scene.

Wearing black eyeliner is good for blending in with the environments. Especially good for public missions where photo ops may arise. Don't forget to wear your mask.

Ninja Etiquette:

Ninja never bring a gun to a sword fight. Ninja don't use guns. Ever.

The only way to end a ninja clan is to break the head ninja's sword.
Ninja never show their real face. If the need to show a face arises, it should be a very shiny mask. This is the only possible substitute.

Bullets can't kill a ninja. Even 1 million bullets can not kill a ninja.

When attacking a single ninja with a clan of ninja (more than 4, less than that is only a posse), it is proper ninja etiquette to fight with only one ninja at a time. This makes for a much nicer fight to the death. NOTE: if you are planning to fight the mack daddy ninja, be sure to bring lots of lesser ninja to warm him up for your grand entrance.

When fighting with bow and arrows, a proper ninja will always destroy his bow if one of his arrows is cought in mid-air, and then broken over one knee of another ninja.

Ninja stars and sake are a perfectly good currency for ninja payments.

Ninja always use 4 pointed ninja stars. The fancy stars with more than for points are for the lesser ninja.

Ninja can only use their special dissapearing powers in combination with a smoke bomb. This is not negociable.

When training with other ninja, it is proper to group off into different colors. Stay with your color at all times! Failure to keep with your color results in a circle kicking, where you are in the center of the circle.

Ninja always wear tabi boots. Even when they sleep.

When confronting other ninja, always try to wear a different color than that of the ninja you are attacking. It is proper ninja-ettiquette to give "home" color to the defending ninja.

Ninja don't sleep. I know I said they do above, but I lied.

It's expected that ninja will lie from time to time.

When encountering large falls and leaps it is appropriate to always give the right-of-way to the first ninja to jump.

With that said it is equally appropriate to give the needed time and space for the following ninja to jump and catch up.

Ninja never wear headbands with the word 'ninja' printed on them. This would be a dead give away when trying to blend in. NOTE: Sometimes as a joke the elder ninja make the geek of the clan wear such a headband. Sort of like a "dunce" cap.

and thats all the ninja-y goodness i have for you today.

Rock on my fellow ninjas!

2005-10-17T17:38:00.000-07:00

Theres a secret here.................

Me he he. this is the secret!!
oi oi...........
everybody does what??
if you found this, you get a prize.
can i get a heck yeah??

can you find it?

i only do this to annoy you.

Hoo-ahh!

ROCK ON!! \_/

2005-10-17T17:26:00.000-07:00

Well, its that time of year again!!

so
i went on a boy scout trip, right?
wheeeeeeeeee...........
really wet.
and full of ninjas.
in the dark.
scaring mini-scouts.
out of there wits.
a billion times.
in the dark.

limerick time!!

An Ode To Ninjas

There once was a scared little scout.
In the dark, his wits went right out.
He was scared by a senior,
And his following demeanor,
Was something like a scream and a shout!

Good times, good times.........

and then i went to Jareds birthday part-ay on saturday.
so........much.............sensless..............violence........

im kidding, we played Halo. and ate everyone.

You guys should check out my game links, there is some seriously addicting stuff on there. Robsama Blogs!!!

we got a new Honda Accord, with a V6, and boy, that thing is fast. wheeee......

sisters B-day on sunday, so-so. cake!

school is awsome, i cant believe how much i have missed out on. i love it!!
homeschooling gives you more free time, but for what??
this way i can be with my friends alot.
but im not knocking homeschooling, its still cool.

i want to go skating. and see serenity.
and eat krispy kremes. and play xbox. rawr.

ROCK ON!! \_/

Oi Oi!

2005-10-12T06:45:00.000-07:00

Whatever. im totally gonna do this survey!

and whoever is being me is a girly-man. haha!

What is your favorite color? Green

What is your favorite dessert? Sugary goodness......mmmmmmmmm.......

What is your favorite candy? 3 musketeers!!

What food(s) are you allergic to? YOU LOSE!!! Look at me. could i really be allergic to anything but Grann?

What do you prefer, coffee, tea, or soda (and what type)? Barqs rootbeer baby!!!

What sports do you like (or do you not like sports)? Football, Basketball, Paintball, Soccer,Hugging........waaaaait.......

Do you have an Amazon wishlist (if so, let me know the URL or username)? heck no!

Do you like to buy stuff for your house? If it happens to include dynamite.....

What is your favorite TV show (current)? Fairly Oddparents!!! Cosmo is my role-model.

What pets do you own, if any? and how many? A billion.

What are your hobbies? Paintball, Boy scouts, Fire, Music, School, Friends, Airsoft, Killing people, Robbing the bank of England, Kisky.......

Do you prefer to pamper yourself or rough it? Rough it!!

What is more important to you, cost or comfort? Cost. And Comfort. Wheeeee!

What do you mostly spend your money on? Everything. Seriously.

Video or DVD? DVD all the way.

Democrat or Republican (or something else)? REPUBLICAN!! Mud on Gregoire!!

Political or non-political? Very political. Ask Joe. hee hee.

What is your favorite article of clothing? I love hats! i didnt bring my whole collection out to virginia. you have no idea.... ANDMYAWSOMEGERMANjacket!!!

Do you like getting dressed up or hate it? secret AGENT MAN! secret AGENT MAN!!
But seriously, kung-fu makes hecka-lot-o-wrinkles.

Like to shop (offline) or not? YESYESYES!!!!!!!

Like to shop (online) EBAY dodododododoodod EBAY!!

Kleenex or handkerchief? Dude, toilet paper.

Do you celebrate your birthday? only by having people over and shooting at them in videogames AND in paintball.

Christmas? heck yes, i looooove christmas time!

CD's or MP3's (or something else)? I eat Joe. anything that i can listen too is fine.

Is music an important part of your life? Hmmmmmmmmm........

What type of music do you generally listen to? POOP ON COUNTRY!! and it says so on my profile. lazy bums.

Do you play any instrument (if so, how well)? Deeeeeep in my dark, dank, (and often smelly) past..........

Like to travel, or not, or not sure? I love road trips with me home boys. That was not weird at all.

What is your favorite vacation spot? VIRGINIA!

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be? Some magical place where all my friends lived together, 10 minutes away from everything, and they give you drivers licenses at 15.

Prefer renting or owning a home? I would rather own my stuff.

If you had to live in an apartment, would you prefer upstairs or downstairs? Upstairs

Prefer maid service or cleaning it yourself? I dont like cleaning, soooooo moms!! i mean maids. whatever. pie!

Do you want to be buried or cremated? Buried in the dirt.

Are you a calm person or do you get upset/excited easily? KISKYKISKYKISKY!!

What three things would you want to have on a desert island? I dont do desert islands. say the desert or something.

Do you plan ahead or put things off to the last minute? PROCRASTINATE!

Are you a worrier or not? about some stuff, but mostly i just follow the flow.

In a group of people, do you usually let other people decide things or do you like to take charge? usually a follower, but a loud follower. true story.

What is your favorite flower? I dont usually eat flowers, but if you insist..

Mac or PC? Xbox!

What is your favorite computer game, if you have one? Kitten Cannon. There will be links soon...

Prefer Dogs or cats? both.

Which do you prefer, camping or going to a luxury hotel? Camping is cooler, but nothing beats free food!

Do you enter sweepstakes or play the lottery (both or either)? I am the lottery. wow. that made no sense whatsoever.

Do you prefer winter or summer? Fall.

Do you like to use the A/C in the summer or prefer to open windows? Washitonians dont have A/C. we do have AC/DC though!

Do you keep your curtains and blinds open or shut? Heck no! Open!

Do you know your neighbors very well? stories, stories......

At a party, would you stay just with people you know, or try to meet new people (or a little of both)? At a kisky party.....wow.

If you were going on a trip, would you make hotel reservations or try to find a place after you get there? Jack a room off Pedro. Im tired.

Do you plan all your activities ahead when you go on vacation, or just play it by ear? I play with Joes ears

Do you have a calendar where you keep track of your appointments and events, or not? Me?

Do you own a Palm pilot or similar device? Is it a fun toy, mere convenience, or something you can't live without? Heck no!

If you have a CD burner in your pc, do you know how to use it? No, i have never burned CDs for my friends. *cough cough*

If you were in a karaoke bar and your friends paid you $100 to go up and sing alone, would you? Call me, and ask me to sing Back In Black. And i would do it for no money.

Are you the type of person who gets embarrassed easily or do you not care what people think? Is there a reason for this question? its just taking up space.

What is the worst experience you ever had? Dunno

The best? AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you prefer salty or sweet foods? Sooo hungry.... i want a CrunchWrap supreme from Taco Bell soooooooo bad right now.....

Do you collect anything? If so, what? Everything you cant have in school. stupid school.

How many states, provinces, or countries have you lived in? 2 states.

How old are you (or, you can give your decade)? 15

What is one issue or cause you feel strongly about? Idiots and girly-men.

What are three things we might be surprised to know about you? 1) I actually have my serious moods. just not around Marlow. 2) Grann is Bad. (its true!) 3) YOURE ALL IDIOTS!! no, not really. group hug!

If you could do anything you wanted in terms of profession/career, what would it be? Rock Star!!!!!

and thats me. like you didnt know that already. Joe! Go on 40 acre trip! we'll hunt down tigger!

Will is awsome. pray for him.

Thus, I end.

YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!

2005-10-07T18:50:00.000-07:00

today is friday! theres no school today!!

so what do i do??

work my butt off, come back home, and sleeeeeeeeeeep.
what fun. except im blogging too. wich is awsome. right??

i did some updating with my labels.

sweeeeeet.

so how is all of yous?? im doin great!!

i wish everyday was a fun day.

today is one of those cloudy, dismal days.

and i have stopped hating jeffrey!
either hes changed, or i've changed, but its all over!

i cant wait till i get my truck. im gonna be sooooo happy.

but i dont like the way everybody is blaming Bush for gas prices.
what the heck does he have to do with it????

"Duuuh........The war!! Yeah, dats it, the war!!!"

stupid girly-men.

its the enviromentalists who are the problem. why cant we drill alaska??

"The Grey-Stripe catepillar might be damaged!"

idiots..........

i love you all!!!!!!

(except girly-men)

Oy!!

2005-10-07T18:00:00.000-07:00

(sniff)

It happens all the time...........

LINX!!!!

2005-10-04T06:32:00.000-07:00

my links work!!!

oh, im so happy.........
THANKYOU FLAMING SNIPER MONKEY!!!

Everybody, Everybody!

2005-09-30T06:33:00.000-07:00

http://www.cs.ubc.ca/~van/sssjava/javademo.html

KISKYKISKYKISKY!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-09-19T16:01:00.000-07:00

WOO-OO!!
how i love kisky.
well, its blogging time in WA!!
school is awsome. except all the sophmore guys in polaris are idiots. except josh.
rawr. i hate to say this, but on average, girls are more mature than guys.

i went to the puyallup fair!! they had flogging molly patches, and crazy-expensive food. we didnt go on any rides, because they dont give ride bracelets on Fri., and it would be about five bucks a ride. ick. saw a bunch of cool stuff though. at the marines booth, they really yell at you when you are doing pullups. PUUUUUMP!!!!
anywayz, after the fair, my scout troop piled back into the van, and went off to staff camp sheppard Mom And Me for cub scouts. it was actually awful, because my kids were ALL brats, but it was sorta fun. for one, i had free time, so i went to the bb gun range with joe and robbie, who worked it. good times, good times. i dont want to say anything incriminating, cause my parents might read it.
and at about 9:30 on sat. night, it was time to leave. then, me and robbie made history by polishing off half a cooler of kisky, wich is sugar and coolaid powder mixed with a little bit of water. we got in the van, and that 4 hour ride home was the funniest thing in the universe. for starters, robbie, this 300 pound guy put his hat on sideways, and started frontin and rappin.
HO-LY-COW
im serious, that stuff is like alchohol, but without the hangover.

and at dinner, Mr. Almond got in trouble for throwing rolls from the food line into the filled mess hall. he was a server, you see. it was funny! the rolls, not the trouble.

wow. i have a packet of rice cakes right beside me, and i was eating one. but i guess that i was taking one out, taking a bite, putting it down, and getting another.

well, see you later. i have some rice cakes to eat.

ROCK ON!!!!

P.S.

Blitzkriegers, call me if you can come saturday.

Dude, What'll they think of next?

2005-09-14T17:51:00.000-07:00

http://store.yahoo.com/homestarrunner/horufi.html

yupSkool

2005-09-07T06:39:00.000-07:00

I feel like laughing evilly.....

MUHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHHAAAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

anywaz, im blogging before school, ill get back to you with the details later.

Blarp

2005-09-06T17:17:00.000-07:00

hey, y'all.
as if you dont have enough wierdness in your life, i have started a cat-dedicated blogg. its at:

http://krazykatsonfire.blogspot.com/

Enjoy!

Get You're Unique Kolor Kat Now, Only $39.99, And Availible In Four Designer Colors!

2005-09-06T17:08:00.000-07:00

Snarple-Fog Survey

2005-09-02T14:06:00.000-07:00

Here we go......

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:1. Donut_Munky0, 2.Sarge, 3. Krazy Kommando, the list goes on........

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:1. Litesabercentral.2.Mountaindewman. 3.BladerboyNW

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:1. holy cow, i dont know.2.Still dont know 3. hmmmmm..... Dunno!!

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:1. Irish2. German3.Native american.

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:1. Scary people2. Scary things. 3.Doom 3. Help!!

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:1. CD's 2. Compy. 3.Friends

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:1. Headphones 2. Dukes of hazzerd shirt
3. Vans

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:1. 3 times denied -38th Parallel2. back it up -Grits3. seven deadly sins -Flogging Molly

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:1. The Lord2. Laughter 3. hmmm...

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):1.Virginia was awsome. 2. I love Miranda otto 3. Jacob is a icky head.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:1. eyes2. hair3. smile

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:1. xbox2. chillin wit homies. represent! 3. moshing

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:1. go see skillet2.go to school.3. learn breakdancing.

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:1. Hip-Hop superstar 2. Rock superstar 3. Some sort of superstar

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:1. Virginia, 2. Europe3. Canada!

THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE:Hmmmmmmmm.... jason?

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:1. get married2. Learn to breakdance 3. win a pie eating contest. or not...

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY/GIRL:1. ROCK ON!!!! \_/ 2. i play videogames? 3. Paintball!!!.

THREE CELEB CRUSHES:1. No2. Thank3. you. what's the point?

THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:umm, whoever hasnt done it.

Virginny!

2005-09-01T09:55:00.000-07:00

well, im back!
yes im back...
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

ok, stop it jason.

anywayz, im home again from that awsome state we like to call virginia!
it was REALLY fun seein everbody.we did everything, and i found out i like panera bagels. wich reminds me that i need to go look for a paneras on the the internet after blogging.
everyone hasnt really changed at all, except everybody is short. Muahahahahahaha........

yupyup, and tomorrow were going to hong kong!
suuuuuuuuure.

football is sweaty work. eww. i missed like 12 practises while in virginia. but it was worth it!!!!

i met some new peeps too. jacob, michael needs to start blogging. and we made a movie about a stolen remote. yaay!!

i wanna buy some new cd's. i need help with my links. HELP!!!

and all you Blitzkriegers out there, go to http://www.specialopspaintball.com/

its awsome.

funny cat......

at me and jacob argued till about 12:30 at night, and then he told me he agreed with me, but just liked arguing. icky head.

i need to get more xbox games, i got fable a month ago. totally awsome, would reccomend it.

anywayz,

ROCK ON!!!! \_/

If Only I Had A Nose........

2005-08-23T17:19:00.000-07:00

well, no more blogging for a week, cause virginnys gonna be a week! that was a stupid sentance.
anyways, i just went shopping and bought new pants, shirts, (not T-shirts, the button up kind)
socks, and a new pair of shoes!
i love the mall.
but furbies are evil. i mean, seriously evil. EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL!!!!!!!
EVILEVILEVILEVILEVILEVILEVILEVIL!!!!!

THEY NEVER SHUT UP, AND THEY LOOK LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON!

stupid furbies.

anywayz, not much else is goin' down.

Jacob, i called you like a billion times, and you never answered. do you know when you are picking me up? you need to call me if i dont reach you first.

now im feeling sort of dumpy. and mumpy. and grumpy. flumpy gumpy stumpy!

never mind.
random thought of the week:

I wonder why so many people like jump five? they are idiots.

ROCK ON!!!!!!!!! \_/

Bats

2005-08-22T18:51:00.000-07:00

Huzzah for the fantastic fives chair fortress of Death! Destruction! Doom! And masculinity........

Futeball'

2005-08-22T18:09:00.000-07:00

huzzah!
Jason S. Is a member of the N.K. football team! tremble in your boots C.K..........
I play defensive tackle and offensive guard. and I get really sweaty and smelly.
and in other news:
I apologize for my pants post if some people thought it was inappropriate. but Andrew and Joe, I have more to tell you......

and another small news bit that really isn't important, but threes nothing else to type, but

I'M GOING TO VIRGINIA ON WEDNESDAY!!!!!!!!

slow news month............

Sweeeeet..........

2005-08-16T19:55:00.000-07:00

I love my friends...............

Thank you all!!!

ROCK ON!!!!!! \_/

Bottom Ten

2005-08-16T06:51:00.000-07:00

okay, i will go back to the less interesting, but more reader approved type of blogging.
i shall now make a Jason's Bottom Ten!!!

10. Whiny People

9.Pickles

8.Poison Ivy

7.Classical Music/German Hip-Hop (TIE)

6.Hair In The Drain Of The Bathtub

5.Liberals Bashing Bush

4.Guys Wearing Short Shorts. (What rhymes with Sister Freddy?)

3.Napolean Dynamite (Sorry, that movie was stupid, and there is too much hype)

2. Gas Prices (Why Should I Even Look Forward Too Having A Car?)

And my number 1 bottom ten......

1. THIS STINKING HOT WEATHER!!!!!

Pants

2005-08-16T06:40:00.000-07:00

SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!!!!!

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllll.................. lessee, whats new? I have to wash our fence, then paint it again. stupid fence. i really want to go to Freedom Fest, but i dont know if i am. Poor little Ling-Ling.
anyways, i was hangin out with some friends, and alllll of a sudden matt asked this really wierd question. of course, thats matt. now, actually think about the qeustion, and maybye it will make sense. although it probably won't.

the question was:

"How come boys take off their pants more than girls do?"

WHAT????????

Such a good dog...............

2005-08-15T18:05:00.000-07:00

Im....a...mad...cat..

2005-08-10T14:52:00.000-07:00

A Snarfle-Arfle-Frumpagus

2005-08-08T07:42:00.000-07:00

funbox, oh funbox! small and square and dark! funbox, oh funbox, check out these nifty locks!

stupid cartoons........

anyways, here i am! alots been going on lately, so thats why i am not as up to date on blogging as i usually am. i just been chillin.......
yakama was awsome, got to serve peaple, and roof a roof! met some cool peaple, and they signed my pants. yup, every body signed my pants. includung Mr. anderson and Russ.
and we found out russ is VERY photogenic. hes a happy man!
got back from a family reunion, which was boring. none of the cousins my age came. sargle!!!!
my youth group is going on a missions trip to canada, wich i would have gone on, except the flippin family reunion was in the middle of it. so now i have nobody to go do stuff with until friday, wich is movie night. huzzah! ill be chillin wit ma homies once again.
if you have halo 2, get the multiplayer map pack. its totally worth it, the maps are so much better than the stock maps. my favorite is relic.

and whoever did that MJ thing is the awsomest person alive. i want to give you a hug.

charlie and the chocolate factory was awsome.johnny depp is a really versatile actor.
and hes not creepy, he just has a little guy tap dancing upstairs.
anyways, after i saw that, i went home with matt( no, not matt. a diff matt.) and watched red vs. blue. funniest thing on planet earth.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand im gonna go now.

ROCK ON!!!! \_/

Marlow, you are Funny.

2005-07-16T11:02:00.000-07:00

Some Pics I Thought I'd Post

2005-07-16T10:55:00.000-07:00

Hey!!!

2005-07-14T20:32:00.000-07:00

and by the way, my name is pronounced Donut Munky Zero, not Donut Munky-o

arrrrrrrrrr......................

Yee-haw!!

2005-07-14T20:17:00.000-07:00

well, with all of the posts iv'e left everywhere as the phantom of the bloggs, i excpect that ill see some peaple on my bloggs.....

soooooo......

WAZAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

read, drink rootbeer, and play xbox, as some 17th century king would say.

well, read, and laugh at my stupidity, misspellings, and capitalazation errors. have fun!!

and if you havent figured it out by now, im jason.
or a duck. whichever makes more sense.

Lesseee............

2005-07-13T08:56:00.000-07:00

Hallelujiah! this is the xbox next, and i am SO buying one as soon as it comes out! stop drooling on your computer screens, people!

Hairy legs and funny hands

2005-07-12T18:43:00.000-07:00

Hey look, its color!!! i didnt know you could do this!
well, im back from yellowstone for a while, then ill be gone from the16th to 23rd. man, im doing so much stuff, i am no gonna see many other peaple from our church for a while. maybye friday.....

yellowstone was awsome. too all of you who havent been there, you need to go. it looks like mars in some places. there are just so many things that you dont think are possible!!

on our way back, stopped at a theme park, and it was kick butt!! coasters were awsome, and the waterpark jankin'. i got a sunburn the size of montana.

i got my new airsoft gun, and its awsome. i love airsoft!!

the new map pack for halo 2 is out, and i need to get it. i cant wait to play it.

right now im just sorta lonely. i wanna go hang with someone, maybye see fantastic four.

and some dedications:

Will Almond has the funniest hands ever,

Nathan Marlow has hairy legs,

and Nick Tamm has got the funniest fighting style everywhere. Nickwondo!

im gonna miss a FREE kutless concert this sunday. aarrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

Phil is awsome. and his crooked security friend...

huzzah for indian reservation fireworks!!!

i did you know that M.R.E. heaters give off hydrogen gas?? im gonna put that knowledge to goo use.......

omigosh, if we had taped sunday night, we could have sold it to MTV for a billion dollars!!

school is gonna be here before i know it.......

one of the youngest guys in our troop fell off one of the older scouts scooters, and hurt his wrist, so we werent allowed to ride them the rest of the yellowstone trip. arrrrrrrrr...........
stupid people.

hmmmmmm............

what else can i write??nothing! im running out of space!!
ROCK ON!!

Wazaaaaaaap???

2005-06-30T11:59:00.000-07:00

this is probably the last you are going to hear from me for awhile. i have like three week long trips this month, so im missing a ton of cool stuff our youth group is doing. WHY?? because i like going places with cool peaple, thats why. jinga-jinga!!

and now i feel like a music rant.
i hate hilary duff!!
my sister was blasting it in the shower this morning, and it was so freaking annoying!! arrrr.....
i prefer bands that are actually bands, not teens who got there fame from junk like "the lizzie macguire show" or whatever its called. aaagh, she sings about such stupid stuff too!!
lalalala and im in love lalalala, but i hate him now lalala arent i awsome lalalala

aaaaagh!!!!!

no talent whatsoever. and it bugs me that my sisiters have such a limited range of music. jump 5, and hilary duff. thats it. and they are both crud.

and have you seen how many differnet styles of music there are, in the edgy music category, theres like emo, grunge, garage, screamo, metal, deathmetal, hard rock, and soooo many more. although i dunno, maybye having that many sub-catagories is good for something.

and i did post on bethanys blogg! watcha talkin bout, fool?? (heh heh heh)

soooo, thats it for awhile! i dont epect to get back into full swing until about the 30th. seeyall later!

rock on!!!! \_/
"
"
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Hey, it works!!

2005-06-27T10:13:00.000-07:00

well, looks like the internet is finally working. for a coouple of days it ewas being stinky, so thats why i havent been blogging. sorry!
anyways, lessee. whats been happining lately....

Friday, there was nothing in the morning, and a schools out party from 1 to 11. it was awsome!
now i must admit, onee of the funnest parts was having a big battle consisting of airsoft guns, supersoakers, wristrocket launched pinecones, and badmitton rackets. yaaaaaay!!!
then me and three other PVC pipe totin dudes oficially christenend the "Gangsta Couch"
heh heh heh......

saturday was nothin special, just shopped. except that sounded wierd, so let me say i was looking at cds, got a new cd case, then spent some time at the mall.

sunday, just church, youth group, the whole fa-shizzle.

somewhere in there i also ordered a new airsoft gun, a desert eagle somthing or other.

and now its monday, and theres ultimate frisbee. i was thinking of going to skateland, but then we would all be tired out for ultimate frisbee. maybye tomorrow......

thats all for today! except, we are getting dsl within a month, so look out for me on live andrew!! ill tell you when im on.

vive le washington!

and all this talk about pillow fights, i will have snuck up behind you and killed you all by the time you read this..........

yeeeah!

Testing

2005-06-27T10:07:00.000-07:00

this is a test page.

Hmmm.......

2005-06-21T07:08:00.000-07:00

i never know what to put in those subject boxes, so forgive me if i make no sense. now im going to type somore! about what?? well, let me think....
howsabout starwars!! that movie was alright, but i didnt like a couple of things.first, General Greivous was SO underplayed. he was the coolest character in the whole movie, yet he hardly did anything. Second, it was just too short. Third, some of the dialoge was really cheesy. "Where is Padme? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

And the Question of the day:

Do you think R2-D2 could take General Greivous?

Props

2005-06-20T21:33:00.000-07:00

Props to my man Flaming Sniper Monkey. Thats right . You know who you are.

Oh Man

2005-06-20T21:24:00.000-07:00

i just got back from playing ultimate frisbee. gooood stuff. now im sitting here, and its almost dark, and i dont know why i do this. nevermind, i know. its so all y'all can read my genius!! or i might just be bored, and wanting to talk to somone, and this is the next best thing. sooo, anyone here any good jokes? hee hee hee. i want to play xbox, but my sis is using the tv. ARRGH!!

Aa-hoo?

2005-06-20T09:33:00.000-07:00

arrgh!!
why is it so hot??? this the rainy state for crying out loud! not that fond of tons of water, but isnt there a middle somewhere??

Quotes

2005-06-19T21:07:00.000-07:00

Some of my favorite quotes:

"Cause im worth a million, billion, FA-FILLION DOLLA!!"

"I may not make an honest buck, but im 100% american."

"Shade with a gauge and Vanilla with a nine."

"Dude, is that like, totally, i mean, uhh, Dude?"

sorry, but i forgot a couple of things. vive la boy scouts!

"One whole Pound!"

and, my personal favorite,

"Grann is bad!"

"Ten Yen!"

Paint?

2005-06-19T21:05:00.000-07:00

Dude, i must have shot off a billion paintballs off of my wristrocket..
hee hee hee!
i hope it rains soon, i may have missed the trees a bit....

Almonds???

2005-06-19T21:02:00.000-07:00

Hey, are beans a meat, or are the vegetables, and chocaleta is a vegetable? Or is it a meat??
or is it Dairy? or maybye its a mineral.........

and what exactly is a tootsie roll?

Soupa Groop

2005-06-19T20:19:00.000-07:00

alrighty, im going to yellowstone, and im taking my scooter. Mad combo on old faithful!!
its gonna be sweeet. ive got tons of junk going on this summer, and im not gonna make any money. well, maybye a little bit.
does anyone else not like mowing the lawn with a passion?
i really dont like hot weather. i like wearing shorts, just not sweat.
ewwwwwwwwww!!!
anybody played the new splinter cell game!! flippin awsome!

were going to Vegas, Baby!

Welcome to the D 2 tha M

2005-06-19T20:13:00.000-07:00

Blingage baby!!
every-weeeeere.....
i lost my original blog, so im back! Donut_Munky0, a.k.a. sarge, a.k.a. Jason is blogging!!
no intelligance here peaple, just pure washitonian typing!!!
woot!!

and ive always wanted to say this....dont tell fiddy...

(looks around)

Fa-Shizzle!